The man's a known Death Eater and the man who betrayed Lily and James Potter to You-Know-Who in the first place. Harry Potter is no Light wizard," another student wearing Ravenclaw's blue and silver stated. The young Firstie looked back to see her once hero figure completely disappear into the shadows.Abraxas, linkffn (11580650): Brennus actually managed to write a very decent Dumbledore. Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always, linkffn (4101650): he is quite effective here. The Accidental Animagus, linkffn (9863146): he still makes lots of mistakes, but he is trying hard, and he really kicks ass in Year 3.linkffn (Magics of the Arcane by Eilyfe) had a pretty badass Dumbledore. In this fic we get to explore how Dumbledore made his fame in more than just Grindelwald's defeat, and as a result he comes off classically impressive, wise and powerful wizard. 2. GoldBear_.Mar 16, 2011 · Based very loosely in the Harry Potter universe and featuring the blatant Mary-Sue protagonist Ebony (or often times "Enoby") Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, it reads like a detailed list of everything a fanfic author could ever possibly do wrong, only taken to exaggerated, horrifying extremes. Written by super-tard Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal was ...Whilting Away: I am Insane. I lay quietly, always quietly, on the cot in the permanent ward of the hospital. They were never going to let me leave, I had been deemed insane. Maybe I was, I guess. I didn't know. For years I have not been able to speak, barely able hear what visitors whispered to me. For a long time, I couldn't even recongize my ...The man's a known Death Eater and the man who betrayed Lily and James Potter to You-Know-Who in the first place. Harry Potter is no Light wizard," another student wearing Ravenclaw's blue and silver stated. The young Firstie looked back to see her once hero figure completely disappear into the shadows.This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.The Dureys' usually beat up poor Harry, but when they take to far and Harry gets his revenge, then, what will happen?A Castle of Flowers by Dev Sagittarius Black reviews. An explosion occurs near Harry during the summer before his fifth year, killing everyone but him. And when he wakes up, he has a terrifying power to change everything in existence. Curious and apprehensive, Harry tries to unravel the mystery and master the power.Harry was glad his face was buried in the daybed so Draco wouldn't notice the tears. Harry by know knew that he was losing it. He was losing the grip he held on his mind and Draco was to blame. Harry's shaking went from his hands and up his arms down his body. He couldn't control it anymore. Draco had been with him almost every day the last two ...Books Harry Potter. Follow/Fav addict insane. By: mer solitare. ... "It all fucked up when Harry died." Ron says, voice heavy with exhaustion. His hands are too hot against Hermione's skin and she shrugs, brushing away from him, lights a cigarette with a practiced flick of the wrist.Dark Hermione Granger. Master of Death Harry Potter. Harry Potter, at the tender age of six, finds himself under the care of his newfound brother, Draco, and their mother, the recently divorced Narcissa Malfoy. Alongside them are Narcissa's sisters, Andromeda and Bellatrix, who also play a significant role in his upbringing.We are here to take Harry Potter home," Albus replied, handing the warden the release form. The eyes of the warden grew cold, and his face closed off at the mention of Harry's name. He read the form and looked back up at the men before him. "Everything seems to be in order." With that he walked into the prison.He groaned, he just wanted to brood in peace, without one Albus Potter interrupting. Maybe if I prayed hard enough, he would just go away , he thought to himself. "Come on, Scorpy, let it all out," Al continued, clapping a hand on his back and taking a seat next to him.insaneharrypotter. 3 Stories. Sort by: Hot. # 1. Serpent Queen (discontinued) by Dragonflower05. 180K 6.5K 20. As a child, Harry knew he wasn't normal, and that no one would love him for it. He knew what he had to do. So, he become what they wanted him to be.A set of two holiday stories exploring the relationship between Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape. After helping the headmaster move the Mirror of Erised to a new home, Severus Snape receives an unexpected gift. Several years later, an old friend arrives to remind Albus Dumbledore of the gift he once gave. Harry Potter - Rated: K - …Long, thin and graceful limbs, pale skin, large flashing eyes. Harry Potter was a specimen of beauty. And with his incubus wings and tail, he was exotic. Voldemort was thrown out of his musings by a sharp knock that could only come from Bellatrix. "Come in" he called, hoping to get to the bottom of the absence of torture sounds. "My lord."Year 5. Chapter 32: Ministry of Magic part 1. New chapter by Steve2. Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, or anything related to it. {-32-} "I'm telling you, this is a waste of time," Harry complained to his friends as they tried to stealthily walk through the Hall of Prophecies.Dec 12, 2019 · Psychopath. n. A person with an antisocial personality disorder, manifested in aggressive, perverted, criminal or amoral behavior without empathy or remorse. _. Harry Potter was sitting on an old swing in the local park of his hometown, Little Whinging, Surrey.These are recommendations made by Tropers for Harry Potter Crack Fic and Humor fanfic, all of which have to be signed to stay on the page. ... This story following the insane later years for Harry Potter, bringing all sorts of wackiness along the way. Female!Snape, Tiara!Voldemort, The House Point Hourglasses come alive in the sequel ...Possessive Harry Potter. When a golden snitch accidentally hits Draco and Ron during a game of Quidditch, they wake up in a blank void and the only way to escape is to give their other selves, in a different universe, a happy ending. Watch as they navigate through heats, the weird cliche storylines, and rumours.The Dureys' usually beat up poor Harry, but when they take to far and Harry gets his revenge, then, what will happen?Welcome to r/HarryPotter, the place where fans from around the world can meet and discuss everything in the Harry Potter universe! Be sorted, earn house points, debate which actor portrayed Dumbledore the best and finally get some closure for your Post-Potter Depression.Harry, Ron, and Hermione sat at a table in the Gryffindor common room. "That Snape is out to kill me! Three rolls of parchment by Monday? He's insane!" Ron whined. He had been writing for an hour and now had exactly . . . Three words. Three. "Come on Ron, it's really not that hard!" claimed Hermione as she finished her fourth roll. Bloody ...Harry Potter and the Veil of Death by Artist 111 Harry is sent back from the Battle of Hogwarts to the Battle of the Department of Mysteries and immediately proceed to save Sirius, accidently taking his place in the Veil of Death instead. He manage to find his way out half-an-hour later but, by then, everyone believe him to be dead.None of them knew what it was like to be clinically insane. None of them, not a single one of them knew what it was like to have Lord Voldemort inside of your head On. A. Daily. Basis. Rated: Fiction T - English - Angst/Horror - Harry P., Ginny W. - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: May 15, 2009 - Status: Complete ...Karmic Acumen. It was a normal day, until newly turned 8 year-old Harry Potter decided to make a wish upon the dog star (even though he'd almost never actually seen it) and set off something in the Unlabeled Room in the Department of Mysteries. Turns out Dumbledore was wrong. Again. It wasn't love that the Unspeakables were studying down there.Warnings: Dark!Harry, Insane!Harry, rated M for language, violence, and smut, but not in every chapter. Disclaimer: As per usual, I am not J. K. Rowling. I do not own Harry Potter, universe, characters, etc. The plot is mine. Not sure if that's something to really brag about, but there it is.Chapter 1. Deep in the bowels of Gringotts, Harry Potter and Hermione Granger were fighting a dragon. Things were not going very well, but that was so much of the ordinary these days that it had them barely worried. Too busy to worry, actually. While Hermione was hard pressed to keep up a shield against the dragon's fire, Harry Potter, leader ...Omega Tom Riddle. A month after the tragic events of 31 October 1981, Minerva McGonagall decides to pay a visit to Privet Drive and check on James’ and Lily’s sons… natural son Harrick and blood-adopted son Neville. She’s horrified at what she finds and resolves to place the boys with Lily’s aunt.Dragon Chronicles 1: Muggle-Raised Champion by Stargon1 reviews. The day before Harry Potter was due to go to Hogwarts for the very first time, his aunt and uncle informed him that he wouldn't be going. Instead, he was sent to Stonewall High. Now, three years later, the Goblet of Fire has named him as a TriWizard Champion.The trapdoor opened with little resistance and left in its place a pitch black hole. It was completely lightless, an unsearchable darkness. Not even when Harry added the light of his wand to Luna's one, there was something visible. Feeling brave, like the good Gryffindor he was, Harry inserted his left hand in the hole.One of the best ways to see London is through a guided tour. London has some fantastic themed tours such as Harry Potter, Downton Abbey or Ghost Tours. We may be compensated when y...There are seven total “Harry Potter” books. All of the books were published by Scholastic between September 1998 and July 2007. Three additional, smaller books mentioned in the “Ha...Harry slept until they arrived about 15 minutes later. Stan let them all off and the bus took off again. Harry looked at the docks. There was a warehouse the guys all went to. It is dark. It is creepy. Then one of them turned on a light and a stage lit up. There were a lot of magic props up there Harry could see. "You've been fooled, Potter ...Insane Asylum Escapees Chapter 15: Detention And The Nazgûl, a harry potter fanfic | FanFiction. Books Harry Potter. Insane Asylum Escapees By: RuneWitchSakura. This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid ...The last of the crackfics I'm recommending here, but it might just be the best crackfic that has ever been written for HP. An insane Harry Potter with a wildly misunderstood dark lord combines for one of the funniest fanfictions you could ever read. A wildly popular fanfic, at 104k words, if you haven't read it yet, you absolutely should! 4.)One of the best ways to see London is through a guided tour. London has some fantastic themed tours such as Harry Potter, Downton Abbey or Ghost Tours. We may be compensated when y...To avoid becoming a Death Eater, Draco copies Hamlet and pretends to be insane. Harry acquires a phobia of performing magic, and Lockhart, who likes to be called Rooney, has a friend who's a talking wall. These three share a therapist. HPDM, humor, slashDisclaimer I do not own Harry Potter. Everyone thought that when the twin prank challenge ended, Hermione would go back to acting like normal instead of an insane person. However, they were all wrong. The problem was, Hermione liked acting insane (and bugging the hell out of the professors of Hogwarts). Her favourite person to annoy was Snape.Black Revenge Chapter 1, a harry potter fanfic | FanFiction. Black Revenge By: Saphireanime. An insane Sirius Black rescues Harry from the Dursleys after first year. rating for safety. Rated: Fiction M - English - Horror/Family - Harry P., Sirius B. - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,259 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 2/15/2018 ...What would become of the wizarding world in the future? Voldemort makes a portrait of Harry Potter as a trophy and begins to interact with him. AU Harrymort Oneshot. Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Angst - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Words: 4,627 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 137 - Published: May 11, 2015 - Status: Complete ...Some things that come in groups of seven include the days of the week, the books in the Harry Potter series, the notes in a typically major or minor scale, the games in the playoff...Books Harry Potter. Insane Asylum Escapees By: RuneWitchSakura. This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.Ron: *cries over Harry's dead body*. Lord Voldemort: *grumble* Fine. I don't know why you told me to kill him in the first place if you're crying your eyes out over him. *waves wand*. **big flash of light**. **Harry rises from the ground like a dead zombie**. **Harry shakes his head and turns back to normal**.The Insane Scientist Chapter 1, a Harry Potter + Bleach Crossover fanfic | FanFiction. The Insane Scientist By: TheBlackSeaReaper. ADOPTED Fem!Harry. Mayuri was with the group of soul reapers that were turned vizards, but he was killed by Aizen. 115 years later he was reborned as Jessica Potter. No pairings.Draco has just escaped from a Ministry obsessed with Halloween, and what he finds in Harry's flat is the last straw. COMPLETE. Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 43 - Published: Oct 25, 2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete.What to watch for today What to watch for today India’s first taste of Modinomics. Prime minister Narendra Modi’s first budget will set the tone for reform, after yesterday’s gover...The man's a known Death Eater and the man who betrayed Lily and James Potter to You-Know-Who in the first place. Harry Potter is no Light wizard," another student wearing Ravenclaw's blue and silver stated. The young Firstie looked back to see her once hero figure completely disappear into the shadows.Books Harry Potter. Follow/Fav Insane Asylum Escapees. By: RuneWitchSakura. This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to …So I was going to bed one night, not long after I finished chapter 68 of my other story, and the idea for an absolutely batshit insane Harry Potter fanfic, of all things, wormed its way into my head and just would not let me sleep. It's even worse than my Dragon Age / Warhammer 40000 crossover mind egg, which is saying something.It had been a week since Bellatrix found out it was Harry Potter in the other cell. And she could safely say, he was in constant hell. She doesn't know what the Dementors were doing. But it seemed to cause constant pain to him. And when he described the pain, she took in a sharp intake of breath. He just described the cruciatus curse.Character Death. Coming of Age. In a clandestine act, Voldemort and Bellatrix Lestrange secretly bring forth a child into the world, concealed from the watchful eyes of the wizarding community. This child, Aiden Riddle, is born with a purpose - to fulfill his duties as Voldemort's heir and to infiltrate Hogwarts.The chubby boy sneered at him and move to his seat. Harry was almost at the table when a chubby foot caught his own and he tumbled to the ground, dropping the plate of buns. The buns rolled every which way as the plate shattered. Harry felt shards of the glass cut his arms and face as it shattered.When Albus Dumbledore Goes Insane -- Bren Eldrid Bera. Chapter One: There is no Chapter One. Summary: We all believe Headmaster Albus D. to be a little sane. Well, this is what happens when he truly goes insane. Features: a fist-fight between two Professors, a headmaster in the nude, and a whole bunch of other crazy things...Books Harry Potter. Insane Asylum Escapees By: RuneWitchSakura. This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.Ron: *cries over Harry's dead body*. Lord Voldemort: *grumble* Fine. I don't know why you told me to kill him in the first place if you're crying your eyes out over him. *waves wand*. **big flash of light**. **Harry rises from the ground like a dead zombie**. **Harry shakes his head and turns back to normal**.Witchcraft and belief in magic have been around since the beginning of time. Learn the history of witchcraft, modern witchcraft, Wicca and Wiccan rituals. Advertisement Maybe you'v...Abraxas, linkffn (11580650): Brennus actually managed to write a very decent Dumbledore. Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always, linkffn (4101650): he is quite effective here. The Accidental Animagus, linkffn (9863146): he still makes lots of mistakes, but he is trying hard, and he really kicks ass in Year 3.he murmured and held out a hand to the brunet. "I suppose not," Harry murmured in return as he took the hand, Draco easily tugging him to his feet. He led the blonde up to the highest room in the boys' tower, and undid the wards on his door. "Habit," he murmured sheepishly as he closed the door after them. "It's not a bad one," Draco replied as ...Books Harry Potter. Insane Asylum Escapees By: RuneWitchSakura. This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt."Finally decide to give up the 'insane asylum' ruse, Mr. Potter?" McGonagall asked. "No," Harry replied, as he transfigured his match to a needle and back repeatedly. "Then why - " McGonagall was cut off, just like Harry last night. "It makes the insane ones feel better," Harry repeated Blaise's words from the night before. McGonagall's eye ...The Truth Revealed By: phoenixgirl26. When Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts for his fourth year, the truth about his treatment by the muggles is revealed. Single chapter, Warning: slash, some strong language, mentions of abuse and rape. Harry/Fred pairing.Disclaimer – I solemnly swear that JKR owns everything Harry Potter. Whether or not I am up to no good with her characters is for you to decide. / ( 0 v 0 ) \ Muggle-Raised Champion. Chapter 13 – Sane? Insane? It's All Overrated Anyway. 10:45am. Saturday, 2 December 1994. St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries, London.Books Harry Potter. Insane Asylum Escapees By: RuneWitchSakura. This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.Unwilling Champion. Harry had rarely before been as happy as he was now that he had ignored the instructions of Dumbledore to stay at Privet Drive last summer. For one thing the summer had been much nicer without the emotional abuse from his relatives. Really, thinking that Harry would be safe there after the episode with Aunt Marge was …Memories of obstacles and trials they have overcome in their past will show why they are true champions. The wizarding world will watch why the victors, Fleur Delacour, Victor Krum, Cedric Diggory and Harry Potter were chosen. They will learn of the truth of the events of the maze, the reason why Cedric Diggory is dead.Chapter 1. Deep in the bowels of Gringotts, Harry Potter and Hermione Granger were fighting a dragon. Things were not going very well, but that was so much of the ordinary these days that it had them barely worried. Too busy to worry, actually. While Hermione was hard pressed to keep up a shield against the dragon's fire, Harry Potter, leader ...Harry was on his walk with Luna when the insane asylum escapee with the red doo and nose ran out of the woods with some of his crew behind him, and shot Harry with that modified stick taser. Harry saw himself slump over, stunned more than likely, and the other goons run off towards the castle. He saw Luna kneel down and put his head in her lap.The once-united magical community now stood divided, and the chaos continued to unfold. Amidst the turmoil, unnoticed by the crowd, Barty Crouch Jr. took advantage of the distraction. He swiftly approached Harry's lifeless body and carefully extracted a vial of his blood, concealing it within the folds of his dark robes.Insane || A Harry Potter Fan - Fic... by Madison_Lowe. 2.2K 57 2. The Dureys' usually beat up poor Harry, but when they take to far and Harry gets his revenge, then, what will …That Harry's baby soul was overpowered by Voldemort's soul shard when Voldemort tried to kill baby Harry and failed. It's not that Harry's insane (I mean he is, but not in the way you're telling) and thinks that he's the Dark Lord, he quite literally IS the Dark Lord AKA Voldy. It's his (Voldemort's) soul in Harry's body.Harry Potter reacts much differently to the Dementor attack on his cousin and it causes a cascade of changes in the lives of everyone he knows. He runs away to France to escape the English Ministry's bias and gets a solicitor (lawyer) to deal with his legal issues. Part one of a book 5 re-write that can be read stand-alone. Featuring: Snape's POV. People …Summary: in which Harry's insane. People are trying to comfort him. Warnings: Suicidal tendencies, possible cutting please don't read if these are your triggers. Are a bunch of sad one shots. Possibilities: Slash, maybe. AN: Enjoy. Chapter one. Artistic Genius-line-I like it when the red water comes out. What I do not like is the pain, the mess ...Golden Trio and Snape By: Gina555. While patrolling the corridors of Hogwarts, Snape stumbled upon the Golden Trio in a closed women's restroom. It was then that he learned the secret of the boy who survived and radically …Enjoy! Disclaimer: I do not own anything pertaining to the Harry Potter universe. Trauma of a Savior. Chapter 1: The Triwizard tournament was thankfully over, for one Harry James Potter, but it did not mean the end of his nightmares. In fact, it was only the beginning. It was only the beginning of a very weird and bizarre desire or feeling.The Harry Potter Insane Asylum. Follow . Focus: Books Harry Potter, Since: 12-21-09. Founder: Domna - Stories: 255 - Followers: 191 - id: 76973. Stories warying from slightly …Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, or anything related to it. {-39-} Harry knew that working with mentally unbalance kids that believed in magic had a certain amount of danger involved. But he had to do what he could to show them that they were just delusional. Otherwise, why would he have jumped into a mostly silver-patched wardrobe?Summary: in which Harry's insane. People are trying to comfort him. Warnings: Suicidal tendencies, possible cutting please don't read if these are your triggers. Are a bunch of sad one shots. Possibilities: Slash, maybe. AN: Enjoy. Chapter one. Artistic Genius-line-I like it when the red water comes out. What I do not like is the pain, the mess ...Whilting Away: I am Insane. I lay quietly, always quietly, on the cot in the permanent ward of the hospital. They were never going to let me leave, I had been deemed insane. Maybe I was, I guess. I didn't know. For years I have not been able to speak, barely able hear what visitors whispered to me. For a long time, I couldn't even recongize my .... Sensible Ginny Weasley wants to keep on crying, and thenMale. Location: USA. Feb 11, 2012 #4. While Harry Potter decided to listen to his instincts and when he did, he finally got the life he always hoped to have. Chapter one. Even though Harry Potter was furious that Ron Weasley, his so called best friend, believed he entered the triwizard tournament, Harry couldn't believe how many others also thought he did. When the man turns around a corner into an unuse The next moment, the back of a hand connected with his face. Harry's head whipped to the side with the force of the blow and he fell limp for a moment in Moody's grasp. He tasted blood in his mouth from where his teeth cut the inside of his cheek. When he looked up, it was to see Kingsley scowling at him. Harry gets a lesson in playground warfare and turns fro...
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